<b>Hogmond Cheese:</b> Started TVPigs after losing job as Ned Beatty's stunt double in "Deliverance, the Musical". <b>Recent roles:</b>George Bush, Bill Clinton,Carrie Prejean, the Easter Pig, Kevin Jonas, Michael Phelps, Rick Wagoner, the Devil, Adam Lambert

<b>Alex Rayze:</b> Court ordered to perform in TVPigs as community service after attempting to strangle anger management course director. <b>Recent roles:</b>Melissa Rivers, Joe the Plumber, every other confused, disgruntled or authoritative character

<b>Rebecca Squeals:</b> Joined group as former Miss Hamwood, dethroned for starting, winning, and subsequently getting arrested for bar fight 2 hours later. <b>Recent roles:</b>Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin, every other obligatory hottie

<b>Nicky Pigg:</b> Joined TVPigs after losing gig as unconvincing, late night pitchman for weight loss supplements. <b>Recent roles:</b>Kim Jong Il, Lil' Kim, Nancy Pelosi, Chastity Bono, Rod Blagojevich, Hillary Clinton, Hugo Chavez, Joe Biden, Joan Rivers

<b>Billy Funk:</b> Needed the gig after his band "Ray Zorback and the Groove Chickens" got dropped by label for allegedly smoking Whitney Houston's weave at last year's Grammys. <b>Recent roles:</b>the black guy, the other black guy

<b>Frank N. Beans:</b> So old he has no idea he's even in TVPigs. <b>Recent roles:</b>Alan Greenspan, John McCain, Bernie Madoff, everybody in Congress

<b>The Croc-a-Pig:</b> Hired on the cheap after being found in a trash bin after a late night graduation party at an Australian genetics lab. <b>Recent roles:</b>The Economy, anybody scary

<b>...with Special Guest Barack O'Bacon:</b> The President's long lost half-third cousin, 27 times removed, appearing while on tour to promote latest book, "I Ham What I Ham"